Drew is my nine-year-old son. He's funny. His father and I have crappy memories, so I'm writing this stuff down before we forget.
18 May 2010
I'm Starting to Get Worried...
Apropos of nothing:
"When I grow up, you guys are gonna be dead. That will be sad."
"When I grow up, you guys are gonna be dead. That will be sad."
15 May 2010
Birds & Bees
Drew and Isabella, one of the neighbor girls got "married" last weekend, and a lot of time this week has been spent discussing four year old view on marriage, children, birth, and gender roles. Gems include:
"William's mommy went to the hospital to have William but she couldn't get him out so they cut open her tummy and took him out then they sewed her up!"
"When we grow up and you die (there's that parental death wish again!) I will be the daddy and Isabella will be the wife and we will have two kids, a boy and a girl, and Isabella will push them out like a poop!"
After an altercation: "I'm not marrying you anymore!" Oh, young love. If only it were that easy.
"William's mommy went to the hospital to have William but she couldn't get him out so they cut open her tummy and took him out then they sewed her up!"
"When we grow up and you die (there's that parental death wish again!) I will be the daddy and Isabella will be the wife and we will have two kids, a boy and a girl, and Isabella will push them out like a poop!"
After an altercation: "I'm not marrying you anymore!" Oh, young love. If only it were that easy.
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