Old Folks' Home

Mike and Drew are having a discussion about long-term living situations.

M:  I'm going to live with your mother until she dies.
B:  Then he's going to live at the old-folks' home.
D:  He's going to live at Grandma and Papa's?

God Cookies

He's watching America's Funniest Home Videos, and there is a video of a priest accidentally dropping the host down the bride's cleavage during communion.  I can't see the tv, so he's describing what's happening...

"The priest guy, he dropped that round thing, you know, the God cookie, down the bride's dress!"

The Jig is Up!

Yesterday Drew asked me if I was the Tooth Fairy; I tried to sidestep, redirect, and otherwise obfuscate, but he was relentless, and soon, the truth came out.  He then asked about the Easter Bunny, and, of course, Santa Claus.  Again, he eventually got the truth out of me.  Then...
"So, any other holiday things you need to tell me about, or is that it?"

Bad Rap

Drew:  I don't like hip hop rappers.
Me:  What are hip hop rappers?
Drew:  A kind of bunny rabbit.
Drew:  *looks at me like, Duuuuhhhh*