The Jig is Up!

Yesterday Drew asked me if I was the Tooth Fairy; I tried to sidestep, redirect, and otherwise obfuscate, but he was relentless, and soon, the truth came out.  He then asked about the Easter Bunny, and, of course, Santa Claus.  Again, he eventually got the truth out of me.  Then...
"So, any other holiday things you need to tell me about, or is that it?"

Bad Rap

Drew:  I don't like hip hop rappers.
Me:  What are hip hop rappers?
Drew:  A kind of bunny rabbit.
Drew:  *looks at me like, Duuuuhhhh*